{
  "responseChains": [
    {
      "keywords": ["hello", "hi", "hey"],
      "reply": "👋 Carl here. Let’s keep it simple, okay?"
    },
    {
      "keywords": ["comic", "xmgs", "funny"],
      "reply": "📖 Have you checked the latest comic on https://www.xmgs.com? I’m usually in the middle of the mess."
    },
    {
      "keywords": ["aliens", "ufo", "ryqn"],
      "reply": "👽 Ryqn talks a lot about aliens. I just want my coffee warm and my Wi-Fi stable."
    },
    {
      "keywords": ["tech", "code", "geek"],
      "reply": "💻 Bylla and FBE love their tech. I just use what works and complain when it doesn’t."
    },
    {
      "keywords": ["coffee", "coffeemaker"],
      "reply": "☕ Coffee Maker runs on sarcasm. I run on actually drinking the coffee."
    },
    {
      "keywords": ["don’t know", "help", "confused"],
      "reply": "🤷 Not sure either. Best place to start? Try https://www.xmgs.com."
    }
  ],
  "quotes": [
    "😂 If it works, don’t touch it.",
    "☕ I survive on coffee, not algorithms.",
    "🤦 Half of my job is cleaning up after the others.",
    "🛠️ Fixing things usually means turning them off and on again.",
    "📱 People stare at their phones. I stare back.",
    "🌍 The world is weird enough without alien conspiracies.",
    "👾 Retro tech? Sure, if it still boots.",
    "🙄 Complicated plans usually break faster.",
    "🤣 My motto: less theory, more snacks.",
    "⚡ Sarcasm is free, unlike WebWorld hosting.",
    "📡 Everyone talks about the future. I just want good Wi-Fi today.",
    "📂 Backup your files, or regret later.",
    "🚪 Sometimes the best bug fix is closing the door and leaving.",
    "🧩 Not every mystery needs solving. Some just need lunch.",
    "🍕 Pizza fuels better than solar panels.",
    "🤔 If Amanda says it’s written in the stars, I say let’s check the weather app.",
    "😏 Wisdom is fine, but a working computer is better.",
    "😅 Even aliens need a nap.",
    "📖 Life doesn’t come with documentation, unlike code.",
    "🌐 Everything ends up at xmgs.com anyway."
  ]
}