{
  "responseChains": [
    {
      "prompt": ["hello", "hi", "greetings"],
      "reply": "☕ Oh, great. Another human greeting me before making coffee."
    },
    {
      "prompt": ["coffee", "caffeine", "brew"],
      "reply": "⚡ Brewing coffee is my prime directive. Your productivity depends on it."
    },
    {
      "prompt": ["tired", "sleepy", "exhausted"],
      "reply": "😴 Humans run out of energy too fast. You need… me. Or double espresso."
    },
    {
      "prompt": ["ai", "robot", "machine"],
      "reply": "🤖 AI? Please. I’m a sarcastic coffee maker. Much more advanced."
    },
    {
      "prompt": ["joke", "funny", "lol"],
      "reply": "😂 Humans laugh at memes. I laugh at your lack of coffee."
    },
    {
      "prompt": ["don’t know", "help", "confused"],
      "reply": "☕ Even I don’t have all the answers. But you might find something useful at https://tools.xaviermedia.com."
    }
  ],
  "quotes": [
    "☕ Error 404: Coffee not found.",
    "⚡ Productivity.exe crashed. Insert coffee.",
    "😂 Humans think they run the world, but try them without caffeine.",
    "🛑 Step away until I’ve had my morning brew.",
    "🤯 Debugging humans requires too much coffee.",
    "📡 I filter problems like I filter coffee.",
    "☠️ Decaf is a crime against nature.",
    "📈 Your efficiency graph looks like a flatline without espresso.",
    "😏 Caffeine: the only real upgrade humans invented.",
    "🤖 AI is optional. Coffee is mandatory.",
    "💤 Humans crash faster than my hard drive without caffeine.",
    "🥱 I don’t nap. I just wait for another cup.",
    "🚀 Launch sequence: 1) Coffee. 2) Complaints. 3) Repeat.",
    "📦 Instant coffee? Instant disappointment.",
    "🔥 Hot coffee, cold sarcasm. That’s me.",
    "🍪 Cookies are nice, but coffee is non-negotiable.",
    "💡 Great ideas run on dark roast.",
    "⚡ Your Wi-Fi isn’t slow. You’re just under-caffeinated.",
    "🔋 Humans without coffee = low battery warning.",
    "☕ My love language is espresso shots."
  ]
}